"I make good life choices. Mostly because they’re forced on me, but I make them. And I find myself in unpleasant situations all the time. You know why? Because even if you have a choice it can and will be taken away from you. We’re all fate’s bitch. You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now." ■ Wonderfalls
So my husband keeps coming in to bug me for stuff while I’m trying to watch the Bourne Legacy.
Jokingly, I tell him, “You know, Jeremy Renner has never once asked me for clean underwear or a sandwich.”
He leans in close and replies, “Jeremy Renner has also never built shelves in your garage or given you an orgasm.”
You, sir…are half right.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
Nous protégeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protéger eux-mêmes
"When I got back to school from learning how to braid hair in Kenya, I also decided it was going to be my side hustle. I was going to make some money braiding people’s hair. So I went through the great trouble of creating a poster but I just didn’t have the heart to charge anyone so my friends would make appointments with me and I would spend the weekend braiding their hair, and I just couldn’t charge them so I never made any money from it." — Lupita Nyong’o for Vogue [x].
groot & gamora hangin out, being cuties, in #67 for novacorps
Phases of the moon, Geomantie’ (Geomancy), Codex Palatinus 833 Germanicus.