torple:

go to the limits of your longing.


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"I make good life choices. Mostly because they’re forced on me, but I make them. And I find myself in unpleasant situations all the time. You know why? Because even if you have a choice it can and will be taken away from you. We’re all fate’s bitch. You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now." ■ Wonderfalls

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gsdsnjfr:

So my husband keeps coming in to bug me for stuff while I’m trying to watch the Bourne Legacy.
Jokingly, I tell him, “You know, Jeremy Renner has never once asked me for clean underwear or a sandwich.”
He leans in close and replies, “Jeremy Renner has also never built shelves in your garage or given you an orgasm.”
You, sir…are half right.

gsdsnjfr:

So my husband keeps coming in to bug me for stuff while I’m trying to watch the Bourne Legacy.

Jokingly, I tell him, “You know, Jeremy Renner has never once asked me for clean underwear or a sandwich.”

He leans in close and replies, “Jeremy Renner has also never built shelves in your garage or given you an orgasm.”

You, sir…are half right.


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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


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A threesome fanfiction involving Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., and Chris Pratt, by Chris Pratt.

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Nous protégeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protéger eux-mêmes

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"When I got back to school from learning how to braid hair in Kenya, I also decided it was going to be my side hustle. I was going to make some money braiding people’s hair. So I went through the great trouble of creating a poster but I just didn’t have the heart to charge anyone so my friends would make appointments with me and I would spend the weekend braiding their hair, and I just couldn’t charge them so I never made any money from it."Lupita Nyong’o for Vogue [x].

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drjerkface:

groot & gamora hangin out, being cuties, in #67 for novacorps

drjerkface:

groot & gamora hangin out, being cuties, in #67 for novacorps


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Phases of the moon, Geomantie’ (Geomancy), Codex Palatinus 833 Germanicus.

Phases of the moon, Geomantie’ (Geomancy), Codex Palatinus 833 Germanicus.

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